Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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