Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
there's paper in my vomit.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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