You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Randomize
