In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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