I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I can text with my tongue
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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