i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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