5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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