Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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