woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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