I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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