I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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