"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
