sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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