Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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