So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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