I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize