My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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