we were pretty classy up until the second keg
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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