are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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