The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
We left the knife in your bed.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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