I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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