Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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