Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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