My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
jump out the window naked night went bad
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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