who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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