garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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