i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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