If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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