matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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