So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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