if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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