Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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