If i come over, it means nothing
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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