new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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