Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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