Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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