Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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