I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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