another moral hangover. fuck.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
