ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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