I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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