break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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