what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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