You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
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