so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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