sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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