do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
