That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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