Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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