i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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