There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Randomize
