We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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