But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
This baby is an asshole
My liver just had a heart attack.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
