yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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