whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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