Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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