PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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