we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
